Let’s get lubed with funk punk from Dinosaur L’s “Clean On Your Bean”, before strapping on some nasty Serge Gainsbourg (singing about smoothest orifice, being a musical cunt) to gear up for Belgian S&M disco track “Crack The Whip” by Dina Gad. There’s synthy bisexual pop from Ania, a stomping remix of Malaria!’s classic Kaltes Klares Wasser from Wasserman & The Modernist, and Gudrun Guts pairs up with Anita Lane for the raging and wry “Fire Thing”. This is a NSFW soundtrack complimentary to sitting on someone or indeed riding them like a pony á la Khan’s whipstick mix of “Ride Me”.

Main illustration by Caoimhe Lavelle.

Track list:

Dinosaur L – Clean On Your Bean

Prince – Pussy Control

Serge Gainsbourg – Love On The Beat

Dina Gad – Crack The Whip

Khan – Ride Me (Whipstick Remix)

Malaria (Wasserman & The Modernist) – Kaltes Klares Wasser

Ania – Telephone

Plastique Du Réve – Rodeo Mecca

Gudrun Gut & Anita Lane – Firething

Lydia Tomkiw & Terry Burrows – Pressed in an Atlas

By Caoimhe Lavelle; Twitter @kwoovo.